Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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