I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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