We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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