Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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