I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you inspire me to be a worse person
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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