i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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