just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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