Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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