i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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