Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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