Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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