babies were throwing up all over the place
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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