I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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