Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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