i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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