Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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