nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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