: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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