Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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