So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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