Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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