so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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