Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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