Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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