im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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