Is it normal to miss your booty call?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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