he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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