I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
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