Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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