This girl is more easily done than said...
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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