Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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