I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
