He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
