Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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