Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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