I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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