We need to rekindle our bromance
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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