He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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