You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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