yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I believe in your delicious
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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