Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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