youre lurking in front of me
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you win again, gameday.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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