you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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