well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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