this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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