Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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