MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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