i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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