she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
