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Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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