I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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