He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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