think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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